'I spent the weekend in Madrid and in bed with Cameron. And suppose you were a memberof Congress. We had tea. 'Cotchester's most distinguished married couple.
'I was wondering if you'd like to come on another programme? It's the third Thursday in March,' she stammered. 'I prefer you as a bloke,' said Rupert, wiping a blob of cream off her chair. But once again it was completely blank. She was still in a state of shock after the weekend.
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